Godly pursuit

Here's a story with tremendous fill-in-the-blank potential ...

The Kentucky New Era in Hopkinsville tells us police pursued this vehicle for 10 minutes before abandoning the chase, presumably for safety reasons. They later found it in a church parking lot and made an arrest.

My version of how this story ends is that the culprit sought divine forgiveness in hopes it would ward off the cops. (OK, it's weak ... what's yours?)