Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Taking care of busyness
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Poly-lies
Thank goodness for that.
Now, after he is sentenced to most or all of his remaining life in prison and there is no whirlwind of judgment, perhaps some of his followers will figure out he's been lying to them all along and that he is not God's hand-picked representative on earth.
Of course, living in their enclaves of solitude, they may only continue hearing lies fed to them by another so-called leader who enjoys taking advantage of the disenfranchised. I hope, for their sake, they find the truth.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Then there's the wrong way
It’s not that simple, however. Your dream country has laws concerning who it allows to enter and, more particularly, who it allows to stay and take up residency. In the meantime, according to your dream country’s policies, you remain in a detention center specifically for people seeking asylum. You will stay there while your appeal for asylum is considered.
OK, not exactly the way you saw it working out in your dream, but it’s still a step in the right direction. Meanwhile, you have the chance to prove what a wonderful addition you will be to your dream country. Goodness, it would be crazy to not want you, right?
Time drags on, you start to worry a bit and then ... a couple of your fellow detainees supposedly get word their requests for visas have been denied. They start to make a scene. Others join in and, before you know it, approximately a fourth of the detainees are caught up in a protest.
And we’re not talking peaceful resistance here.
Buildings are set afire. Nine structures are gutted. Detainees perched on rooftops hurl roof tiles and furniture at those fighting the fires.
I’m not likely to make up such a scenario. No, it’s real and it’s still playing out in Sydney, Australia. Just who started it and who participated are questions yet to be answered by immigration officials, but there’s one thing you and I have already figured out.
There is no way protesting – rioting, really – can help someone trying to win favor with the local government. They must wonder if you’re seeking asylum because you cannot get along wherever you live.
Certainly, there may be underlying story lines worthy of consideration: mental illness, living conditions or a process moving too slowly, for example. However, the idea of setting buildings on fire is never a good idea. Those involved will now have a tough time finding any place to live out their dreams.
(c) 2011 by Steve Martaindale
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Hasty rumors
After U.S. Rep. Giffords was shot in the head Jan. 8, 2011, in an assassination attempt that killed six and injured a dozen others, even those of us who never heard of her learned she is respected and loved by many. Over the next days and weeks, small bits of information came out about what may prove to be a dramatic recovery.
Now, as the story above informs us, some are suggesting the congresswoman make a run for the Senate. Of course, it’s merely speculation at this point because Gabby, as she’s called by many, is just now beginning to formulate entire sentences. She only recently was told she was shot and not in an accident, as she had been assuming. She still has not yet been told of the deaths of friends at the shooting.
I hope Giffords does complete a full recovery. She might even make a wonderful senator, but there’s nothing now to lead us to either assumption.
However, her name still evokes passion, so people are floating the idea before things cool down.
And someday, they just might be able to tell her what they’re doing.
Monday, April 11, 2011
On the heels of coolness
I may laugh at the spectacle, particularly when they add the skewed cap and other contemporary accoutrements, but nothing about it bothers me. They're simply trying to be cool ... or whatever the appropriate term is today.
It struck me, however, they have one huge hurdle to overcome in achieving coolness.
They are walking.
This may mean nothing in a large city, but nobody walks here (within reason) unless it's for exercise or because he has no car.
Yeah, that's what you're telegraphing as you hike down the street while hiking up your pants -- you either have no car or no license. And here in small town Texas, that's a far cry from cool.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Death of a pioneer
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Recyclers' friend
The city actually has a good drop-off recycling program, but I found nothing offered for electronics. Searching further, I learned the Best Buy store does.
I walked up to the Geek Squad counter and asked, "Will you recycle this?" The young man looked in the box and said, "We'll take care of it."
A pat on the back for Best Buy. By the way, Lowes is also offering recycling for a number of items, just not electronics.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Incompetency primer
Man, I bet nobody saw that one coming.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
You win!
Well, this year, the advertising has affected me. After being bombarded with ads by Democrats calling Republicans liars and thieves, after being pounded with ads by Republicans calling Democrats liars and thieves, I'm convinced.
I believe them both.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
What does a CIO do?
According to this latimes.com story, the CIO for Tribune Co., Lee Abrams, is on indefinite suspension without pay during the investigation into a companywide memo he sent. The e-mail included a link to a video labeled "Sluts" that included female nudity.
Well, I guess that's innovative.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
They do call him Tiger
According to this article on Yahoo Sports, Tiger took out a $54.5 million mortgage on a mansion he’s building on Jupiter Island, Fla. Not only that, but his loan repayment is structured over just more than 60 months – a monthly mortgage payment of about $1 million.
If you’ve not been paying attention, Tiger had embarrassing personal information come out about him last year and has gone through a divorce. He took time off from playing golf and has not done very well since returning.
So ... and this is where I almost jumped the gun ... I noticed last week that the first round of the first golf tournament following the release of this information found Tiger in ... drum roll, please ... 95th place among 99 players in the Deutsche Bank Championship in Boston.
However, there is a reason Tiger’s a legend in his own time. He followed his opening round 72 with a 65 to make the cut and then a 69 and a 68. He did not make his mortgage payment, but his 11th place finish (remember 95th?) netted a check for $148,929.
Yeah, I’m willing to bet he’ll come up with the house payment somewhere.
Friday, October 2, 2009
And the winner is ...
No victory in the Middle East? Uh-oh, someone's been reading history books.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Stop it!
Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-NY) wants the Obama administration to endorse tough penalties for states that refuse to impose bans on texting while driving, as proposed in legislation offered by Schumer this summer.
His bill would require states to pass legislation outlawing texting while driving. Should they not, the states would risk losing 25 percent of their federal highway funds.
Here's the good part:
“The fact is, the federal government cannot, by itself, outlaw texting while driving. Only states can. But the federal government can make it hard for those states that don’t go along.”
You are correct, senator. It is the states' responsibility, so butt out.
Distracted driving is dangerous and should be avoided.
Further intrusion by the federal government into states' rights is dangerous (and may have already passed the point of salvaging the intentions of our founding fathers) and should be avoided.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Mahmoud who?
It would be interesting to revisit this in 50, perhaps even 20, years and see if anyone remembers who Ahmadinejad was.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
A genuine hero
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Ever little thing
Thursday, September 3, 2009
The real crybaby is ...
Police say the 61-year-old man became annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl in a store. After reportedly warning the mother, "If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you," he fulfilled his promise by slapping the girl at least four times.
The girl was apparently not injured, though the mother was upset. Stephens was arrested and is charged with felony cruelty to children. (Take a look at his mug shot; he looks like he's about to slap the officer taking his photo.)
There is no defense for what Stephens did. An adult must understand that a toddler will cry in a store, that the mother cannot always stop and take the child outside, that it is just one of life's little inconveniences. It's not like a child crying in a movie theater, for goodness sakes.
At the very least, you ignore it. Preferably, you give the mother a knowing smile, assuring her that you empathize and giving her the encouragement she may need to deal with the situation. After all, you can move to another aisle away from the baby; she cannot.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Most importantly...
But, wait, I omitted the key second word of the story -- the man was "shirtless" -- and the entire second paragraph -- he was "naked" by the time he was arrested.
I can tell you from years of experience that mundane or close-to-average stories are more interesting and more deserving of a reporter's time if there is an unusual angle. However, this is nothing like a mundane story. Drop the "reality TV" line of thinking and concentrate on what readers need to know.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Change or no change
Just for the record, should I cash a lottery ticket with a nine-digit jackpot, it will change me ... but only in a good way.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
It's a zoo in there
Reuters brings to us the latest entry in the Quit Wasting the Court's Valuable Time category.
A woman is suing a zoo because she fell after a dolphin show left water on the floor; she slipped, fell and suffered what she claimed was $50,000 damages in lost wages, medical expenses and emotional trauma.
Hey! You're at a zoo. Take a little responsibility and provide some evidence you're representing the higher life form in the facility.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Go figure
That's the problem with governments -- federal, state, county, city, school, drainage district, whatever -- adding services and hiring people. It all takes money. As more and more people work for the government, fewer people have real jobs with which to pay them.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Clinton and the mayor
City worker suspended for failing to greet mayor
Memo from city official
Second thoughts by city officials
Hillary: I'm the secretary of state; I am, I am, I am
Health care is no free lunch
Really? As opponents previously raged about that very thing, it was lost amid promises of hope and change.
I don't care who's in the White House and I care less about what Congress pledges ... there's still no such thing as a free lunch.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Maybe beer bottle suicide
They say "arson could be to blame."
Could be, or maybe the bottle filled itself with gasoline, struck a match and jumped through the door.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Soccer, on the rocks
Not to worry, Russia's soccer fans have been told to drink whisky when they visit Wales next month for the World Cup qualifier match. Supposedly, it will act as a disinfectant of sorts.
What could go wrong with a bunch of soccer fans drinking not only enough to help cheer on their team but also enough to combat a pandemic?
Maybe I'm overreacting ... it's not like soccer fans are prone to violence.
Monday, August 3, 2009
What? Raise taxes?
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wal-Mart swine
NO! Not only "no," but "hell no."
Wal-Mart has penetrated almost every aspect of American life, but we should not let the U.S. government open the door to the retail monster providing public health services.
Yes, that is how it would be perceived. Next, the Wal-Mart CEO might hold a position in the president's Cabinet.
Cut this
Driving across town, I'm always coming across lawn maintenance crews (how's that for a PC term?) working on beautiful water-sucking lawns. Their final act, it seems, is to sling yet another gas-guzzling machine onto a worker's back to spread around the grass clippings.
Seriously, what do they think they're achieving? The beautifully manicured lawn, it seems, must be surrounded by concrete that is void of grass clippings. So, naturally, they blow the grass into the street.
There, instead of composting into the ground to nurture the grass, the remains work their way into the storm sewers to help clog them.
Oh, and fall is coming, a time when the blowers are used to gather leafs ... USE A RAKE!
OK, I'm better now.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Honoring Obama
The Chia Pets people have put out a Chia Obama. Yes, a clay-type bust of the president with the chia vegetation, whatever it is, growing for hair.
The leader of the free world has arrived!
That's settled
There, I'm sure that will shut up all those who believe Obama executed a prenatal plan to usurp the Constitution.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Bird brains
On its face, that's not too surprising, until you read the fighting birds were canaries and saffron finches.
Mark Twain once wrote of a man who would bet on anything, including which of two birds would be the first to fly off a fence rail. Sounds like some of these people may have suffered from such an addiction, but to an incredibly sad level.
Let's get postal
Especially considering ...
I received an advertisement in the mail from the U.S. Postal Service. It encouraged me to "Ship and mail from these local businesses."
It listed 32 businesses, 31 of which are some 100 miles or farther. The "close" one is only 50 miles away.
I wonder how much they paid to design, print and distribute this helpful pamphlet.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Big deal
However ... a dollar for a soft drink is not a deal; it's just better than what restaurants usually charge.
Drink water.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Sign of ... what?
The one I've seen a lot lately says, in bold red capital letters: "WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS."
The first time I saw one, I thought, "Well, I guess that's nice." Now, however, I see them everywhere and it indicates to me all of the owners were suckered by a sign maker into believing the banner would make them stand out.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Drop the cheap shots
On cue, the Republican National Committee issued a news release criticizing President Obama for the trip. (The White House did not say how much the trip cost, but the article did say they flew in "the smaller jet," whatever that means.)
The RNC indicated that since the country is experiencing economic difficulty, the first couple should not take such a trip.
Come on, RNC, didn't we get enough cheap shots during the George W. Bush administration? Instead of returning fire, why don't you take the high road and keep your comments on real issues?
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Secret accountability
This isn't just a glamour poll. It has a function in determining which teams qualify for Bowl Championship Series (BCS) games, including the national championship. Remember the animosity in past years over the teams selected? With this move, coaches with a vote (about half of them) or the ear of a coach with a vote may have some undue influence on the outcome and not have to answer for it.
I hope the BCS (which I don't like anyway; I'd prefer a playoff) will stand up to the coaches and remove their poll from the mix.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Of lesser evils
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Watch for the green
Hey! If you’re driving and are stopped at a signal light and you’re the first in line ... PAY ATTENTION.
Even in the smallest town, there is likely traffic lined up behind you. Some of those drivers are in a hurry. When the light goes green, it often does so for a short time – maybe not enough for everyone to get through – so if you’re not paying attention and fail to go with the green, there are people who get to stay in line for yet another cycle.
So, pay attention and I’ll get off your back.
Burris burrowing deeper
Now, a tape of him offering a monetary bribe for the seat is headed to the U.S. Senate Ethics Committee.
We can hope he won't represent Illinois much longer, but it's already gone on way too long.
A prayer for Mike Tyson
However, I cannot help but feel for Tyson and his family with the loss of his 4-year-old daughter in a tragic home accident. Tyson's problems over the years slid to the background when he suddenly became a father facing that most undesirable task of burying his child.
Nobody deserves that.
Hurricane Warning
It's been a staple for decades along the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico coasts but has grown incredibly since Katrina and will be further amplified by Ike. With all of the 24-hour news generators needing sexy stories, they will crank up the volume about hurricane preparedness.
If you live in an area of concern, you probably know what to do. If not, consult with locals or check with local news stories. The rest of us could do without all of the blowhards.
(As a former resident of a coastal barrier island, I am a dedicated watcher of tropical storms. If you don't have your favorite monitoring site, may I suggest Weather Underground?
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Maybe it means...
The other had a drawing I did not identify and the words "Pawn Power."
Fill in your own punch line.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Good to hear
After more than two days ... well, just read the story.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Man bites dog ... sorta
Two elderly sisters said to be heroin dealers
Mail carrier caught with meth
School security guard arrested on drug charges
Parking meter repairman accused of stealing coins
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Origin of swine flu found
Thursday, April 30, 2009
A "disaster" we can handle
With scientists saying the strain is relatively mild, with governments and agencies ranging from World Health Organization down to local school districts jumping at the opportunity to be seen as pro-active, and with media who love a good fire story ... it looks like a win-win-win.
Hundreds of thousands of people die every year from regular old flu, so the bar is pretty low for officials to be able to claim that their actions were effective.
I'm not saying the drastic measures are being taken because government wants to look good. It's because they don't want to look bad.
Frankly, though I want to blame them, I cannot.
History has shown viruses are capable of doing unpredictable and catastrophic things. While I roll my eyes with some of the actions, I then remind myself that high school seniors missing a field trip is not as bad as spreading a virus that has suddenly mutated to a highly malicious stage.
So, yeah, I'm hoping that everyone does come out of this "pandemic" looking good.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Bet you haven't heard this
They are hiding the facts behind non-threatening headlines and stories such as:
Most infected in Mexico, US swine flu victims may be passing it to others, WHO official says;
Swine flu cases increase, hurting markets, airlines;Swine Flu Spreads Around the Globe;
World Health Organization raised its infectious disease alert level for the first time ever;Mexico City is a metropolis under siege;
Congress stripped nearly $900 million to combat an influenza pandemic from the economic-stimulus package;
Swine flu unstoppable, WHO warns;
Swine Flu Vaccine Months Away, FDA Says;
A full-scale pandemic could be expected to claim the lives of about 2 million Americans;Little-known ‘social distancing’ plans could close schools, gathering spots;
Three pupils have killer disease; and evenComercios, cerrados parcialmente en el DF.
Consider yourself warned.
Monday, April 27, 2009
What a steal
Indeed it is.
If you haven't had a chance to see Jacoby Ellsbury stealing home plate in Sunday's ball game, take a look at the video linked to above.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Saturday updates
I like it, as long as (1) they (a big pronoun in this usage) are willing to act decisively and quickly, (2) they are willing to make big changes (there's that word) even if not politically beneficial and (3) they do not create a huge expense in handling and processing the requests.
That third point is key. Government has a tendency to address a problem by creating agencies that merely shift the burden.
In the Republicans' address today, Sen. Lamar Alexander issued a call for real energy independence, saying we need to concentrate on building nuclear power plants instead of spending billions in subsidies for renewable energy (read: solar, wind, etc.).
He's half right but totally wrong. That is, the answer is not in putting all of our eggs in any one basket, least of all the burning of carbon-based fuels in coal and natural gas plants.
Nuclear energy is something we absolutely must make easier to accomplish and allow investors to build plants. The repercussions of Three-Mile Island and Chernobyl have held us back way too long.
As for renewable energy, I'm a big fan and want to see that developed. However, I'm leery of how easily government can waste money on feel-good projects.
Pursue renewable energy. Build nuclear plants. Cut back on burning fossil fuels.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The best medicine
Here are two videos mentioned in the current A Texas Voice column:
Laughing quadruplets
Mini cattle
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Brotherly antics
In other words, Raul misinterpreted his title of president as meaning he was really leading Cuba now instead of Fidel. Indeed, Fidel might have to overthrow Raul.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Fool me once ...
While I like to believe our nation is above torture, I recognize the desire to extract information that might prevent other attacks ... but that's not the point here.
I'm thinking that after just a time or two of making someone think they might drown and then saving them from drowning, the effectiveness has been spent. For the last 180 or so times, Mohammed simply had to wait for the torture to end, knowing that he would not die from it.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Yankees 0-1
As are liver and onions.
I'm among those who do not like the Bronx Bombers. While I've respected the skills of many Yankees, the last one I "liked" was probably Bobby Richardson and that was mainly because, like me in Little League at the time, he played second base and wore No. 1.
So, it was kinda fun, in a mean way, to see the first game in their brand new expensive ballpark was a 10-2 blowout in favor of the lowly Cleveland Indians.
To all my Yankee-fan readers ... I apologize.
Monday, April 13, 2009
So, you hate us
Listen. Your compadres attacked a U.S.-flagged vessel ... how stupid was that? On top of it all, the Maersk Alabama was not a tanker carrying oil but a cargo ship loaded with emergency food and relief supplies to Africa.
President Obama is right that nations need to work together. My first vision is of ships traveling in packs, each convoy protected by naval vessels. There would also have to be an international understanding that authorizes the use of force in protecting the ships. Problems would have to be worked out, but it can be done. Otherwise, more lawless men will not be able to resist the urge of piracy.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
About growing older
Speaking of my column, A Texas Voice, I'm planning on posting some old columns here or on a separate site soon to make them easier to share. If there's one or more you'd like to see, leave a comment.
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ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First -- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second -- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third -- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth -- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth -- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth -- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh -- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth -- One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth -- Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth -- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Pigeons on the run
In 1998, county leaders ruled thou shalt not feed the urban scavengers on the ground. It appears that it was an oversight that left open the possibility of feeding pigeons with bird feeders ... who'd guess it?
It's now official, however. Feeding pigeons in any manner is illegal.
I understand the birds are now petitioning D.C. for a relief package.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Let's drive a little further
However, a bill filed in the current legislative session seeks a slight amendment to name a section of Interstate 20 as "President Barack Obama Freeway."
Whoa.
President Obama proved inspirational in his history-making run to the White House, but that's not enough to justify abandoning a prudent hesitation.
Think back, if you will, some seven and a half years to October 2001. Then, just weeks after the terrorist attacks on our country, President George W. Bush's inspired leadership had the nation lining up behind him. Like Obama now.
No, take your time and let history play out a bit. After all, the man hasn't been in office 11 weeks yet.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Smokin'
A new tobacco tax goes into effect, raising the federal tax from 39 cents to $1.01 per pack.
Why haven't we done this before? How long will it be before we take the logical next steps?
Substantially increase the "sin tax" on alcohol, especially imported varieties. Add a tax to fast food, soft drinks, pastries, chips -- all of those things that are making us fat. Tax people who do not exercise. Tax everyone who does not follow doctor's orders.
Install GPS devices in all vehicles to not only tax them for every mile driven but also for every time anyone fails to buckle a seat belt or any time the vehicle exceeds the speed limit or rolls through a stop sign.
Eventually, however, the majority of people will live right and tax collections will drop. Not to worry, we can just increase the taxes or, in a worst-case scenario, start taxing breathing.
A great day is just around a smoky corner.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Real survivor skills
Making my own bow and arrows isn't quite up my alley, but I'm glad others keep the art alive instead of relying on imports from Asia.
Dancing With Idols
Scrolling through headlines just about any day, one finds stories about wars, disasters, political moves and who's winning or getting thrown out of "American Idol," "Dancing with the Stars," a bachelor competition or some other far-fetched idea of entertainment.
First of all, it's hard to believe these things are successful, but I cannot fathom why news agencies give them such play.
The answer must be the same reasons television airs the shows. They are cheap to produce and viewers get caught up in them.
It's time we all got a bigger dose of reality by leaving pablum such as "reality TV" to play itself out before an empty viewership.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Saint Patrick's controversy?
Have you heard anything about this? This article says some are easing into the new name for the March 17 observation of Irish heritage in order to not offend.
NOT OFFEND?
What about the offense to the Irish, particularly Irish Catholics, for whom this is an actual holy day, honoring the patron saint of the country?
I could go on about how ridiculous this is, but the idea is so lame that I choose to believe nobody is taking it seriously.
One thought though ... Don't proponents realize the shamrock was utilized by Saint Patrick to demonstrate the idea of the Holy Trinity? Whoa, they might want to choose a less offensive name.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Godly pursuit
The Kentucky New Era in Hopkinsville tells us police pursued this vehicle for 10 minutes before abandoning the chase, presumably for safety reasons. They later found it in a church parking lot and made an arrest.
My version of how this story ends is that the culprit sought divine forgiveness in hopes it would ward off the cops. (OK, it's weak ... what's yours?)
I take thee ... or your money
This story out of Minnesota says a judge ordered a woman to pay her ex-fiance for the engagement ring he gave her.
We've made it incredibly easy to break up a marriage, giving couples little pause before entering an "until death do we part" union. Now, a guy doesn't even have to think too seriously about giving an engagement ring; if they break up, he'll get the ring back.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Safely tucked in
Tony Hernandez had twice seen his detached garage burgled, so he created a low-cost alarm. He placed a baby monitor in the garage with the speaker near his bed. Yep, the third burglar was apprehended.
You've got to love it when the good guy outsmarts the bad guy.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Just disappear
What?
So, why was there an investigation?
If they investigated because it's illegal to ship people (is it?), then there should be some charge, something similar to pulling a fire alarm when there is no fire.
Lost?
Oh, my.
I shall be off course ... disoriented ... adrift ... astray ... misplaced ... mislaid ... missing ... gone ... vanished ... nowhere to be found ... ... ... lost.
What 100 days?
Maybe it's because he's heard them questioning whether President Bush was accomplishing enough.
Too many in the press got too much joy out of tearing down Bush to back off from Obama for long. Fortunately, I think Obama may be as adept at ignoring them as was Bush.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
By any other name
That's the Department on Aging...
That's the DOA.
OK, folks in the department said they will use the acronym DA, but I doubt the DOA reference will die hard.
Gov. Chet Culver has yet to sign the change into law.
Student tie-down
The story has apparently been kept pretty well tied up by Fort Bend ISD, but the district did confirm a middle school teacher resigned after taping a student to a chair.
The official district line is the teacher used "inappropriate disciplinary action" by utilizing packing tape to keep a boy from turning around in his seat.
I know a lot of teachers and spent a bit of time as a teacher's aide and as a substitute. Their job of controlling students has become more and more difficult with children who care less about authority, with parents who rely on schools to "fix" their kids without discipline, and with legal systems that tie the teachers' hands together.
Part of the blame, of course, must go to the small number of teachers who abuse their authority. As is the habit of our legislators and judges, unreasonable restraints are routinely placed on general populations due to the offenses of particular members.
Who's the big loser in the story above? Not the district and not even the teacher. No, the big loser is likely the student and some who witnessed it. Maybe they will fight the urge to see how much further they can push other teachers, but I doubt it.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Special delivery
However, my thought is, what kind of postal employee has a $1.2 million, 8,400-square-foot home with an indoor swimming pool?
He was postmaster in Lexington, S.C., which recorded 9,793 residents in the 2000 census. It is a rapidly growing suburb of Columbia, but still ...
The employee is now customer service manager in Carrollton, Texas. In other words, we're not talking about someone at the top of the postal hierarchy.
I'm beginning to see why the USPS is having trouble staying afloat.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
You wanna touch it?
Sure, they're excited about winning $216 million, but the last thing I would do is notify the media ... and I'm a journalist!
Should I hold a winning ticket, I would maybe tell my closest family, would talk to an attorney and/or financial advisor about how to best handle the sticky details and would get the ticket turned in before something happened to it. Any publicity would be the minimum required by law; I would just as soon nobody knew about it.
Like I said, however, I'm paranoid.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Goodbye, Paul Harvey
He dug out interesting tidbits not often considered newsworthy. He latched onto scientific discoveries and embraced their promises. He celebrated triumphs of the human experience.
Paul Harvey died Saturday at the age of 90.
I remember an old journalism professor criticizing Harvey for mixing advertising with news, something Harvey said he did only for products he trusted. It always made me uncomfortable, too, but today we're seeing newspapers blur those lines themselves.
Listening to Paul Harvey's radio commentaries was always an uplifting experience, underscored by his vocal styling.
His son, Paul Harvey Jr., had taken over much of the work the past few years and has shown an effort to match his dad's enthusiasm for the news we won't likely hear anywhere else. He even has done a good job copying his style.
Thank you, Paul Harvey. It's been quite a ride.
Friday, February 27, 2009
A-Rod oddity
Everyone is disappointed ... awww ... but backs A-Rod, who no longer does anything wrong.
However, he was told by the Yankees to not allow his cousin anywhere the team congregates.
Why, then, do they allow A-Rod to hang around the other players?
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Locked rather than loaded
Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 has been introduced in the U.S. House as H.R. 45 by Rep. Bobby Rush, an Illinois Democrat. The full bill can be found here on govtrack.us. Snopes.com has a wonderful summation, including pointing out that Rush has not been able to gain any co-sponsors and that the Democrats would suffer at the polls for passing the act.
Just thought you might want to keep tabs on what's happening.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Sacrifice
Whoa, that means his $11 million salary and bonuses would drop to $8.8 million. Thank you, Roger.
But he's not who is making the real sacrifice for the NFL. The league said it has dropped 169 jobs.
Those will see a 100 percent pay cut.
Thank you, Roger.
Getting Quotable
I'm back ... and just in time for the president's not-a-state-of-the-union address.
Actually, I did not see it last night, but the news reports summed it up with his quote, "We are not quitters."
Wow, I hope his speech writer doesn't get a bonus for that winner.
Furthermore, he said, "We will rebuild, we will recover and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before."
That has a familiar feel to it ... hmm ... oh, yeah: "We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail."
Thursday, February 19, 2009
May I play through?
Imagine this man's surprise when, after allegedly pointing out another man's bad manners in the Cape Cod area of Massachusetts, he was reportedly beaten with nothing less than a golf club.
This came just days after another sports-clubbing incident on the Cape was resolved in court. It happened last summer when a man beat another with a baseball bat, supposedly upset that the victim was wearing a Yankees ball cap. I suppose he was a Red Sox fan.
Neither victim was seriously injured, which hints that the perpetrators may have been more upset by their lack of skill with their chosen sporting instrument.
Monday, February 16, 2009
The economic war
After the 9/11 attacks, President George W. Bush went to great lengths to stress that the war against terrorism would be a struggle measured in years instead of months. The public said it understood, but it did not. In short order, we were expressing doubt in Bush's leadership ability because the war on terrorism was, indeed, taking years.
Obama needs to keep that message out there that an economic turnaround is slow. And he must have an answer when people want to know about his exit strategy.
Domestic terrorism
The e-mail upset me ... not for the intended reason. I invested two minutes in a search at snopes.com and found the background story on the e-mail, which has also been circulated about Coca-Cola.
Of course, the allegation is false. So, instead of being patriotic by forwarding to everyone in your address book, you're actually contributing to a form of domestic terrorism.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Burris' memory woes
Barack Obama was elected president and therefore resigned his seat representing his home state in the U.S. Senate, putting Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich in position to appoint a new senator.
Blagojevich was then charged with attempting to sell the seat. There were cries for his resignation, which he ignored.
As the state's legislative body prepared to impeach the governor, he went ahead and appointed Roland Burris to the position. During the state House's impeachment proceedings, Burris testified he had not talked to anyone representing Blagojevich about the pending appointment.
Burris was eventually accepted into the U.S. Senate.
Blagojevich was kicked out of office.
Then, Saturday, Burris admitted that he had indeed been contacted by the governor's brother, Robert Blagojevich, who wanted Burris' fundraising assistance.
Burris said he gave them nothing.
But he also had said no such conversation took place.
I have no idea if Illinois has enough honest politicians, but its residents deserve another shot at getting one.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Alps ouch
Consider this fair warning should you be planning a little nude hiking across the tiny Swiss canton of Appenzell-Innerrhoden.
Apparently, hiking the Alps au naturel is popular with tourists, but not with the locals, who number only 15,000 in the canton.
So, a new law now authorizes authorities to fine naked hikers 200 Swiss francs on the spot.
Like I said, be warned. Be sure to stick some money into your shoe.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Yield to pedestrians
I've always driven a lot and it amazes me when pedestrians seem to deliberately drag their feet -- sometimes quite literally -- to prolong the time they delay traffic.
Can anyone explain this?
When I'm walking across a street, I am more likely to move double-time. For one, I don't wish to inconvenience drivers, but I really don't want to be run over.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Maybe a morality coach
It then said he was headed to Texas for a job interview.
My first thought, "Hmm, I wonder what kind of role he could fill in the Dallas Cowboys organization."
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Good news from Iraq
The good news from Iraq has been roundly ignored in recent years because it has been at least partially attributable to the George W. Bush administration.
Now, however, news reports can attach the name of the popular current president and, mercy me, it sounds as if he is getting credit for it. Forget that he fought against our being in Iraq; he's happy now that they had a peaceful election.
I'm sure the people with purple fingers are grateful for President Obama's support.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Stamp of reality
Unless you're related to the government.
Postmaster General John Potter is asking Congress to allow the Postal Service to cut back to five days of delivery a week; it is currently required to deliver six days.
Of course it should cut back. It is withering on the vine. Letters and documents are exchanged by e-mail. Bills are received and paid online. Packages that absolutely, positively need to get somewhere in a timely fashion go by commercial carrier.
Congress should allow the Postal Service to do what it must to stay afloat.
Or sink.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Main Street economy
First, we're going to start spending more money. We'll improve our infrastructure by putting in new carpet and painting the kitchen. We will generate jobs by hiring contractors to landscape the yard.
To help cover those expenses, we will cut our income, just as the federal government is planning by cutting taxes.
We expect things to get much better as we spend more and more of the money that we are receiving less of.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Four More Months!
Was.
Monday, the Senate unanimously approved postponing the transition until June 12. The House is expected to follow with approval Tuesday.
Yep ... four more months of irritating graphics, lame commercials and unprofessional news show reports.
We've been getting those warnings for a year and still 6.5 million homes are not prepared.
Guess what. I bet millions still won't be ready in June. Maybe Congress will make it illegal for us to not be prepared. That should fix it.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Only in the U.S.?
A 9-month old girl, a 6-month old boy and a 54-year-old caregiver were killed. Ten other children were wounded.
An Associated Press story quoted a resident of the small city as saying, "We thought that things like this only happened in the United States..."
Painful, but true.
Saturday, in Wichita, Kansas, USA, a wake was held for an elderly woman. With a large number of people in the house, others arrived and started shooting, according to an article in the Wichita Eagle. Two people died and seven hospitalized -- one in critical condition and four serious.
No answers from this corner, just more questions.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Still victims
Here's an idea: Let's try to give the victims at least as much attention as the murderer. I'd rather we remembered them than the one who ended their lives.
Sen. Caroline Kennedy (D-Mass) ???
Theories range from concern about her uncle's health to her receiving information that Gov. David Paterson did not intend to appoint her.
Consider the thought that maybe she's planning to re-establish residency in Massachusetts in order to keep Teddy's seat in the Kennedy family. There, nobody will care about how she talks ... indeed, even about what she has to say ... only that her last name is Kennedy.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Welcome, President Obama
His speech, which I heard on the radio, stopped short of blaming the Bush administration for Hurricane Katrina, making it seem his definition of change may simply be "anything different from the past eight years."
I do believe and fervently hope that there rests within Obama and his staff an abundance of fresh, workable, winning ideas. Thankfully, he continues to stir the American people to act. Therein lies perhaps his biggest challenge, convincing them to take charge of their own lives.
Our prayers go with him.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
PB blues
Peanut butter is a wonderful food. You can eat it straight out of the jar or slathered onto a variety of surfaces. You can mix it with any number of things. It makes great cookies and contributes to wonderful candies.
And you can argue that it is good for you.
So, it is incredibly disheartening to hear that the Food and Drug Administration is encouraging everyone to lay off peanut butter until they track down the source and breadth of a recent salmonella outbreak.
My first thought -- driven, perhaps, by my love of peanut butter and the recent tomato scare that so widely missed the mark -- is to call it a knee-jerk reaction. However, reading that 470 sicknesses, 90 hospitalizations and six deaths have been linked to it, I must grudgingly admit that some precaution should be taken.
Fortunately, I have an almost fresh jar of Jif in the pantry.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Preparation behind the 'miracle'
I'm not saying there was no divine intervention, but the safe landing also was the result of planning and training.
The jet is designed to stay afloat in such a landing. Pilots train on how to safely set the plane down in water. Flight attendents must fall back on their training and take charge of the cabin to lead passengers to safety.
Finally, the ferries and boats that promptly responded to evacuate passengers played no small role in the potential disaster.
While we thank God for the end result, we also must thank the long line of people who have prepared for such situations.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Thoughtful justice
The court's logic was that, even though Pablo Cayo was drunk while working as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, he did not offend or hurt anyone.
Or, as some say on the basketball court, "No harm, no foul."
With what little we've heard, I must side with the court. I'm assuming, of course, that the man does not have a habit of showing up for work while intoxicated.
The "no tolerance" mentality that trashes people for one mistake leads toward an ending where few people remain to carry on society's work. There are some things -- murder, rape, child abuse -- where justice should be black or white. However, most offenses deserve some consideration in the gray areas.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Peaceful exchange
Story after story out of D.C. has pointed out that Bush not only has wished Barack Obama well but helped make the move easy.
I appreciate the way both gentlemen have handled things.
Friday, January 9, 2009
We're No. 1?
Get used to it. Without a playoff, there will not be many clear-cut champions.
Oklahoma, which lost to Florida 24-14 Thursday night, is the only one of the top five teams that cannot offer an argument that it should be No. 1.
Utah was undefeated. Southern Cal had only an early season loss to Oregon State. Texas defeated Oklahoma.
I must join the crowd in calling for a playoff. Take 16 teams (there will be arguments over who is included, but they will be the lower teams) and do away with the six-week break between the end of season and the championship game. Use the bowl games in the playoffs, even if some must change their traditional dates. Shuffle around which bowls get which games.
It can be done. It should be done. Division One football deserves it.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Paging Dr. Gupta
For some reason, that came to mind when I read that Obama is supposedly considering Dr. Sanjay Gupta as surgeon general. Gupta, you may recognize, is chief medical correspondent for the Cable News Network.
OK, I know nothing about Gupta's qualifications. However, I can't help but question the wisdom behind appointing a celebrity as surgeon general. Qualified or not, it looks funny.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Lady in waiting
However, to be fair, there are considerable differences, not the least of which is that Richardson still has a job while Blagojevich is asked to give up his.
Then ... another thought.
Waiting in Santa Fe to take over the reins of New Mexico's government has been Lt. Gov. Diane Denish. The state's first female lieutenant governor would become its first female governor had Richardson been confirmed to President-elect Barack Obama's cabinet.
I can only imagine her personal disappoint in Richardson's situation.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Go, Go Robots
At its inception, scientists were hoping for three months of activity before the Red Planet’s extreme climate struck them down. Recently, Spirit awoke from a winter break and responded to signals from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
Remember Voyagers I and II? They were launched in 1977 to explore the outer planets. This they did and now, 31 years later, they continue exploring beyond the solar system.
You’ve got to love these stories.
Getting Hosed
I see some of our governmental entities are talking about raising gasoline tax because we’re buying less gasoline and they’re having trouble paying for highway upkeep.
I’m not going to get into the fact that we spend way too much on highways, partly in an effort to make them safer for irresponsible drivers and partly to enable us to drive hundreds of miles without seeing a stop sign or signal, because an article by Reuters gets into another alternative – a mileage tax.
The idea is to have a GPS implement in your car that, every time you gassed up, would work out how many miles you’ve driven and what your mileage tax should be.
Man, what a relief! That means the folks who drive the heavy, gas-guzzling SUVs can offset their tax bill a little bit while those driving economy cars to keep down transportation costs help shoulder the load.
There are many disturbing things about the idea, but I will allow one exception. It may be appropriate to have owners of electric cars and, to a lesser degree, hybrid cars pay a highway tax of some kind and a mileage tax may be an answer.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Playoff perils
The Minnesota Viking football team, which boasts a rather proud history, is in the National Football League playoffs beginning Sunday.
However, as of noon New Year's Day, 8,000 tickets remained unsold and area fans are looking at the possibility of not being able to watch on television due to a league-mandated blackout.
That is difficult to imagine.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Count the second
Sure, it makes sense, considering a weakened economy, wars around the globe, a tiring presidential campaign and trying to figure out why the Associated Press poll of 2008’s top stories included Hillary Clinton’s losing campaign but not Hurricane Ike.
However, there was a more concrete reason. Dec. 31, 2008, was extended by one second (just prior to 7 p.m. Eastern) to help keep the world’s finely tuned official clocks in sync with the world’s turning.
It was the 24th time since 1972 that such an adjustment was made.
As a youth, I was amazed by Leap Year – the fact that it occurred every four years except years divisible by 100 except years divisible by 400. Being calculated to the point of one day out of 400 years seemed pretty incredible.
But determining a one-second-per-year slowing in Earth’s spin is mind-boggling.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Live in your new car!
Wait. Haven’t we heard before about making loans easier for people to get? Seems like that’s what led to the housing mortgage crisis, where banks put people into houses they could not afford.
Does this mean people who lose their houses may buy new cars to live in?
... Until the cars are repossessed?
Oh, yes, one other thing ... Part of what is making this possible is an “investment” made by the U.S. Treasury.
Are we really supposed to take this as good news?